Memo to all the Schmucks

This is a message for all you would be or aspiring thieves who tend prey on automobiles. This is a message for all you schmucks who would rather cause property damage just for the pure simple bliss of it. All this bitterness isn’t unfounded, but it is undirected because this mysterious person simply fled with nothing more than what (s)he came with.

Yes indeed, my vehicle fell prey to the wide world of auto breaks ins this past week. I essentially work in a bad area of town, and the problem is further compounded by the fact that people who visit the place have mental disorders and/or substance abuse problems. So it could have been any one of these people, or as it was relayed to me “some kid”, yes school has been out for the summer for about a month now. What better way of breaking the summer time blues than with a good ol’ misdemeanor?

So I walk outside after a pretty rotten day, and find that some moron stuck a screwdriver in my drivers side door lock, destroying the cylinder and prying out the molding partially. There is also some minor body damage below the molding from them prying it off or something. Thankfully they did not get into my vehicle, but the damage was made.

The inconceivable thing about is that it has happened many times before, and the place does nothing about it. They don’t accept any sort of responsibility, nor offer any sort of preventative measures from it happening again. Sweeeet!!