The Road to Physical Fitness is a Carts Ride Away

If this is one of the many promised improvements they are making to the gym, it may be time to really explore that new Golds Gym that is opening soon. That’s right; the road to physical fitness is a golf carts ride away to the front door. The second I saw this I thought to myself, you have got to be kidding – a golf cart to give people a ride to their car?

I can only imagine the staff riding around saying, “no no ma’am save that energy for the treadmill, don’t walk out here.” Seriously, what is the golf cart doing at a gym where people go to specifically do physical activity? I was fortunate enough to be asked if I wanted a ride to the front door, a mere parking rows away from the front door. I replied the only way I knew how:

“I thought this was a gym…”

Which it is, and my attempt to strike up conversation with a chica there seemed to go well at first. It even went well the second time I saw her, being the next day, but I have seen nothing of her since. I would like to think I didn’t run her off, I kept the conversation strictly casual, no phone number requesting, yet. That was going to come if the conversation went well on other occasions, which I was hoping to lead to me asking her if she would like to see Jerry Seinfeld with me.

I’m keeping my fingers crossed, and my eyes open.