Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Vacillation

Before I get started on this post, if you don’t know what the vacillation means take a sec and look it up. In fact I'll make it easy for you:
click here

OK, now that you know what it means, or did you just peruse over it, it is in reference to certain social situations. I was at work on Tuesday and was emailing my friend; we talk often about inadequacies, fear & loathing, and of course social situations. Thats when the term "social cripple" was coined, and that is how the word vacillation fits into this.

Its not that I can't talk to people, or that I run and hide in a corner when I am in a public area. It is when I have to make that initial contact, the initial hello that I want to last more than a hello. I remember reading an article called "The Charlie Brown Syndrome" a few years ago that seemed to sum up what I suffer from. It is of course in relation to Charlie Brown and his affection towards Heather, the little red haired girl.

As you have seen in the comics or specifically the New Years special Charlie Brown is wanting to invite the little red haired girl to the party. He gets an invitation ready and is all set to deliver it, but he is talking with Linus about it and the syndrome kicks in. "What if when I get up the door, and slide the envelope through my hand gets stuck in the slot, and then the door opens up and...." it goes on. Of course he isnt going to get his hand stuck, but he thinks of that type of situation, and for some reason he cant bring himself to do it. Well that could be the same in certain social situations.

There are different social situations, like if you go to a party that a friend is throwing, and you meet some strangers there. That is different because a common entity is already there, a mutual friend. Even if its a friend of a friend there is still a relation (damn, data base speak is getting mixed in here). Anyhow, so that is different. But say it’s the gym and you want to just say hello to some one. There is that instinct inside of me that says, "yes do it you fool! What do you have to lose? thats right nothing!" Even though I know this and I am aware of it i still have problems with it.

I am sure it is just a matter of doing it on a more regular basis, after all things get better with practice. We'll see what happens, and see if i can learn to walk again like Forrest Gump did when he broke off the leg braces.

So what is the cure for the social cripple, who doubles as a "dream killer" (I imagine only one person gets this), and suffers Charlie Brown Syndrome? Any suggestions?

I have also been meaning to get this written down, and I did tonight:
Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place."

1 Comments:

At 4:48 PM, Blogger Texas Stone said...

As a girl you know I have to post a comment, and let this be my cherry popped on F***'s blog. Let me clarify by making points.

#1: Don't be hitting on any chic you think is hot. Sooner or later that gym is gonna run out of chics to hit on and you'll soon be known as "that guy." You know, that guy that hits on everything that moves. I make this comment as a general blanket statement b/c I honestly don't think you'd go down such a road, but for those other guys out there, keep this in mind. If this chic has REALLY captured your interest then go for it.

#2: Be CONFIDENT. Yes, I know it's nerve racking and as I girl I've luckily not had to be placed in the position of doing the initiation portion. HOWEVER, I have before and a traumatic one that lingers in my mind was being told no b/c he was seeing he's girlfriend at the suggested time frame. Can I get a kick in the ass please? Damn that sucked. Regardless of my random incident I can tell you first hand that I'm more prone to lean to the positive feedback if he exudes confidence. You know what you want and you're not intimidated. Intimidation will lead to unsureness (is that a word?) & will in affect make her unsure about you and the shaky attitude you might display.

#3: Show INTEREST. What's interest? I'll tell you what it's NOT: "Hey girl, you're hot. So when are we gonna go/hang out?" How about never. If that line isn't the most cheesiest & unispiring line I've ever heard! You've obviously not put too much thought into the girl and much else. Honesty is the best policy. So what captured your interest of this particular girl? She's attractive yes, but what else? Does she seem focused by some workouts she does? (I'm using the gym scenario) Be detailed, it's more impressive that the caveman, "I like you, we go out now." Let her know she's really caught your interest and if seeing if you 2 can do something together in public (like workout as partners) as a segway to dating.

#4: Just do it. That's pretty much it. I know there is always some trepidations about approaching those of the opposite sex (or same depending on the person) for courting purposes but what are you going to lose? Time, the time that you could have gained being with her if you took the time out to talk to her. I recently cliff dived and I swear the more I thought about it the more nerve racking it became. I just calmed myself and let go of those thoughts. Clear your mind of the consequences and go at it with the confidence that this girl doesn't know what she's missing out by not getting to know you. No cockiness please though.

I'm tapped out. Good luck F***. ;o)

 

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