One Letter Does It

The history of the United States is littered with letters that describe presidents of years passed (and of course letters arranged in a certain order to create words is not what I meant). Two that come to mind quickly are JFK and LBJ, and now as if it wasn't enough to be one of the only sons of former presidents to hold office his legacy will be remembered by one letter alone: "W". If you hear some one talking about presidents and hear them say "Man, that 'W' really messed things up, especially after he had the entire world behind him."

Thats right, he beat the others by two whole letters. So remember come November 2nd vote for Kerry and end his reign, after all you don’t want him as the only Bush to actually get re-elected too do you? Oh, thats right he lost the first election!

So while we are talking about "W", lets talk about his home state, and the place where I live and its absolute obsession with high school football. Every time I hear those words strung together I think of the character from the Simpson’s dressed in a cowboy hat and southern accent screaming "What in the name of high school football?!". It is a plague, and to prove this point, during the annual "Gucci Bowl" game between Clark & Churchill a fight erupted. It wasn’t on the field either, but rather in the stands. Oh, Hollywood also made a full-length feature film about it, and the stereotypes associated with it called "Varsity Blues".

Finally on the way to work this morning I saw a bumper sticker that read:
"Clinton's lies didn't take lives".

Ciao!